The Frugal Hostess

Philadelphia: The New Year in Pictures

2012-01-23T17:12:00.001-05:00

The Frugal Hostess went to Philadelphia for New Year's Eve. There were a bunch of reasons why she picked this somewhat random city, including the brothers, the Winter Classic, and the Mummers Parade. A fine time was had by all.

This is Reading (pronounced redding) Terminal, which is now a huge indoor farmer's market slash international food court. You could eat every meal here and still not have half of what you want to try. Be on the lookout for Amish families serving up fries and fresh vegetables.

This is an egg salad sandwich from Hershel's in Reading Terminal. It was only OK. Great pickle, though.

This is a cobblestone street. Everyone loves a cobblestone street. If you don't, you are un-American.

These are the brothers having a great time at Butcher and Singer. If you are planning a trip to Philly, TFH highly recommends this fancy and elegant steak house. Try their unusual Manhattan for an after-dinner drink.

Here is the hotel room occupied by one FruHo and three grown men. Hot mess! Don't share a room with three guys!

This is home-made confetti that a family brought to the Mummers Parade. In HUGE quantities. The Frugal Hostess found it in her purse (and bra!) days later.

And here is a shot of the Mummers Parade. FruHo is short, so her pictures were kind of terrible. Sorry!

In conclusion, Philadelphia is an awesome place to spend New Year's Eve. Good times, man, good times.

How to Pack for a Long Trip

2012-01-17T16:54:00.000-05:00

The Frugal Hostess has finally mastered the art of packing. At least for a long trip. (Short trips are much harder to pack for because of the shoe to outfit ratio.) Here's how she packed for a three-week business trip.

So, here are her best tips.

1. Lay the pants in first, across the bottom of the suitcase with the ends hanging over the sides (see above). Line the waist of each pair of pants up with the inside corner of the bag, alternating sides so that you have pants hanging off both sides.

2. Fold your jackets in half, and put them on top of the pants. If they are longer than the length of your bag, curve the bottom hem up the side of the bag. Your goal here is to fold your suits as little as possible to avoid wrinkles.

3. Roll your shirts and other clothes. That doesn't mean fold them and then roll them. FruHo knows this because she tried it that way. Unfold them, or take them off of their hangers, and then fold them in half. Roll them up, and then fill the remaining space in the suitcase.

4. Then flip the pants over the top and zip that sucker up.

TFH got quite a list of items in this bag.

6 two-piece suits

9 sweaters

11 shirts

6 tanks

2 jeans

10 scarves

Bag of toiletries

Bag of jewelry

Overcoat (went on top of what you're seeing)

Two hats

Two pairs of gloves

Sports bra

Flip-flops

Bag of tights

And that is that. Oh, and not to worry, there was an accompanying smaller suitcase full of shoes and underwear.

Dry January

2012-01-13T12:47:00.001-05:00

The ingredients for a Honey Badger.

Like a lot of people, The Frugal Hostess celebrated A LOT over the holidays. Basically, the weekend before Thanksgiving through January 3 was a total free-for-all involving too much booze, too much sugar, and too much too much.

In a very American move of counter-extremism, TFH is attempting to re-set herself by not drinking at all during the month of January. She does this every year to greater and lesser degrees of success. This year has actually been easier than she suspected, most likely because her liver has waved a white flag and surrendered. But, being on the wagon won't stop FruHo from thinking about delicious cocktails.

Here's one FruHubs recently invented, called the Honey Badger. (If you were living on a desert island in 2011, here is the original honey badger vide o.)

Ingredients

2 parts Bulleit bourbon or Redemption rye

1 part Barenjager honey liqueur

Dash orange bitters

Ginger ale

Directions

1. Fill rocks glass with crushed ice.

2. Sprinkle with bitters.

3. Add booze.

4. Top with ginger ale.

5. Garnish with orange peel if handy.

You will want to drink two or three of these, but keep in mind that they are entirely too drinkable given their high alcohol content. Slow down, Drunky McGee!

Goodbye, Holidays

2012-01-04T23:00:00.001-05:00

The craft explosion on FruHo's desk.

The Frugal Hostess is really doing a piss-poor job at blogging lately, huh? And the sad part is that she is still doing all of the projects and stuff that she normally posts, she's just forgetting to post them!

The Frugal Hostess is a dumbass.

But, the silver lining is that Thanksgiving and Christmas posts are already done for next year! So, FruHo will just put away her Christmas crafts supplies for now and resolve to do better in 2012. Happy New Year!

Gift Idea: Book for Hostesses

2011-12-16T08:00:00.000-05:00

Someone else's mess

Does your husband having a cleaning disease where he can't see any of his own mess and clutter until one day he snaps and throws away 15 cookbooks?

Neither does FruHubs.

Ahem.

OK, so FruHubs is totally oblivious to things like his four pairs of shoes and dirty socks and paint-covered khaki shorts strewn all across the bedroom. But let one magazine rest on the coffee table too long and, POW! He turns into the Incredible Hulk of cleaning.

Which is how The Frugal Hostess found him tonight.

SLAM! Junk mail vanquished.

POP! Christmas wrapping paper hidden. Possibly forever.

CRASH! Clean laundry stuffed into a basket and whisked away.

And before you say that FruHo is lucky and crazy to complain, please note that this happens once every two months, maybe. Perhaps quarterly.

But when it does, boy....

This is why The Frugal Hostess finds herself in a hot rush to read and write about a new cookbook she received. If she doesn't watch her ass, that cookbook will be swept away into the recycling bin in ten seconds flat. The book is 750 Best Appetizers*, by Judith Finlayson and Jordan Wagman, and TFH was sent a free copy to review.

Here are the pros:

1. Paperback and thus less of a pain to deal with in the kitchen.

2. A truly exhaustive list of all kinds of appetizers, including sweets, soups, and homemade parsnip chips.

3. Some lovely pictures of prepared recipes.

And the con:

The point of this post is to sell you this book.

1. Only some pictures. Like, maybe 20 of the 750+ items in the book. Despite being a very verbal girl - FruHo prefers reading blog posts to watching their accompanying videos, for example - cookbooks are one place where pictures are a must. How in the world can you possibly cook something without seeing a picture of what it's supposed to look like? Especially when the dishes are appetizers and hors d' oeuvres, often marvels of construction. TFH is sure that the authors wish the book had more pictures, too.

In all, this is a great resource to have in your library, especially if you love to have parties. Just expect to have to use your imagination.

750 Best Appetizers* by Judith Finlayson and Jordan Wagman is selling right now for $16.47 on Amazon. It would make a great gift for your favorite hostess.

*Affiliate links. See Disclosure page for complete details on how that works.

What to Do if You Discover Mouse Poop in Your Kitchen

2011-12-14T08:50:00.000-05:00

The Frugal Hostess hates you, mouse.

What to do if you discover mouse poop in your kitchen:

Feel faint. Almost faint, even if you've never fainted before.

Call your husband.

Cry.

Slam a beer.

Cry harder.

Go in another room. Slam second beer.

Contemplate suicide.

Contemplate getting in your car and driving away forever.

Cry.

Clean it up in a frenzy only matched in it's rage-fueled fervor by your mother's after the Sleep Away Camp Lice Incident of 1988. Bleach everything.

Bleach yourself.

Cry.

The end.

What Crazy People Do with Bottle Caps

2011-12-11T09:00:00.000-05:00

Do you watch Hoarders? It's so creepy and sad, right? The hoarders always have traumatic experiences that fuel their need to keep everything, and their belongings seem to be attached to their nerve endings with invisible threads, causing physical pain when removed.

Well, The Frugal Hostess has a secret. She is a junior hoarder. TFH hoards the following items:

- Back issues of Martha Stewart Living.
- Evening bags.
- Craft supplies.
- Bottle caps.

Everything on that list is pretty normal. Well, maybe except the bottle caps. So she decided to make something out of them to PROVE that there was a good reason to save them. There is an ugly electrical panel in the kitchen that is too big to be covered with a painting, so this happened instead.

Here is a tiny fraction of the hoard.

Here are the bottle caps sorted by color.

TFH taped out the size of the "mosaic" on the coffee table to lay out the design. Pro Tip: don't do this. Masking tape is a pain to clean off.

It was supposed to be water with a little island, a palm tree, and sky with a bright sun.

See, this is the palm tree and the sun. Yeah, FruHo thought it was dumb, too.

So, after she glued magnets to the back of almost 500 bottle caps, she changed the design to be a more abstract rainbow-type thing.

Here's a close up. Cool, right?

FruHubs was surprisingly not too furious with the whole thing, although he did whine a bit about having caps from embarrassing beers up there (looking at you, Bud Light and Leinenkugel). Some caps have since been changed out to protect his beer snob rep.

If you should ever decide to do this yourself, here are a few notes.

1. Order your magnets online; they are SIGNIFICANTLY cheaper that way.
2. Don't expect the glue to stick forever. FruGo used the famous Aleene's Tacky Glue, and several magnets have come unglued. They still stick to the metal panel, though, because that's how magnets work. Hello.
3. If you make a rainbow like the one above, use complete rows of one color rather than having the colors flow into each other mid-row. It looks much better (and this one has since been altered accordingly).
4. Beer? Gives you back so much.

Not Getting Killed in Louisville, GA

2011-12-09T10:00:00.000-05:00

On route to an appointment....with death.

What would you do if a man you hadn't seen in 15 years suggested via Facebook that you meet in a mysterious southeast Georgia town not easily reached by any major highways?

Go, obviously. Right?

Well, you would if you were The Frugal Hostess.

Just to clarify, the guy, Ireland's Dad, is an old friend and a current Facebook favorite, and he was traveling up to attend his brothers' art show. The Frugal Hostess and her loyal swain, FruHubs, decided to go in part because they found out about an unusual bed and breakfast where they could stay. And in part because they wanted to temp fate (and serial killers).

The art was great, and the catching up was lovely. But the best part was that no one got killed.

The living room of the cottage. Just add Bulleit.

The other best part was the Old Town Plantation Bed and Breakfast. Located in a rural, wooded area of Louisville (with an S), Georgia, the plantation is really a plantation. Like from back in the day. And they still work it. At least, there were a lot of cows and equipment.

It sits on 4,100 acres along a river and was originally ~~stolen from the Indians~~ settled by white people in the early 1700s. It got burned to the ground during Sherman's March to the Sea, and then it was rebuilt from 1895 to 1910.

TFH and Hubs had one of the two cottages on the property, which are beautifully decorated, huge, and cheap. Seriously, this was one of the best experiences of their frequent hotel guest lives. Breakfast was all set up in the kitchen, and the fireplace was ready to be lit. After a night of art, bourbon, and the Old South, a blazing fire put them right to sleep.

The next morning, they took to the property, hiking down a long and windy road - perfect for murder. Thankfully, the killers were at brunch, so FruHo and -Hubs got their kicks from fording a river - which was totally worth it! On the other side, they found an abandoned grist mill and mill workers' quarters, just sitting there waiting to be explored. So. Freakin'. Cool.

Where the magic happens. Magic = sleep, pervs.

They also saw some deer hauling ass away from them (and probably into the sights of the hunters heard shooting across the property). There were old bridges and a brick structure that FruHubs insists was an aquaduct. (Really, FruHubs? This isn't a Roman plantation. Geez.) They even found an old spoon.

If you are looking for a getaway that makes you feel like you are living in Garden and Gun magazine, book a cottage at Old Town Plantation. And stay tuned for more stories of not getting killed in Louisville soon.

Disclosure: The Frugal Hostess has nothing to disclose except this place was awesome! In other words, this is not a sponsored post, and Old Town Plantation has no idea she loves them so much.

Christmas DIY Tutorial Round-Up

2011-12-07T16:05:00.001-05:00

Here are all of the Christmas DIY tutorials that The Frugal Hostess has created over the last three years. Fresh posts are coming soon, but please enjoy these in the meantime!

Bright Red Appetizer for Christmas

2011-12-06T19:20:00.001-05:00

Use these.

The Frugal Hostess loves tomatoes. In fact, she loves them so much that she refuses to insult them by eating the pinkish, mealy, hard, and flavorless imposters that present themselves as tomatoes in the grocery store this time of year.

Seriously, y'all. Do not eat a freakin' tomato in December. Guh-ross.

That is, unless you're eating dried tomatoes. In that case, you are allowed.

Here's a great recipe that uses dried tomatoes to make an appetizer that would be perfect for Christmas due to its festive bright-ass red color. Instead of having other people over, FruHo recommends that you make this, put it on a plate, and eat it all by yourself while you wrap your Christmas presents. You totally deserve it. Throw in a bottle of pinot noir while you're at it; you only live once.

Ingredients

1 wheel of Brie

1 jar of Bella Sun Luci Sun Dried Tomatoes

Directions

1. Bake the Brie at 350 for 10-15 minutes.

2. Put the jar of tomatoes on top.

3. Seriously, that is it.

4. Quit trying to make this harder than it really is.

Bella Sun Luci makes a julienne-cut version with Italian herbs that is perfect for this. And they sent TFH one for free. Along with several of their other - AWESOME - products. (As you may remember, FruHo declared blog-ruptcy a while back. It is undeclared for these products. They are just so consistently delicious and convenient to have around the house that she can't help but sing it from the roof tops.)

Enjoy!

Winter Drinks

2011-11-28T21:40:00.001-05:00

The Frugal Hostess loves classic cocktails. She's been collecting cocktail shakers and other bar ware since before she was old enough to drink, and 1920s cocktail culture has always been a lure.

Now that she's older and wiser, FruHo no longer knocks back seven gin gimlets and a pack of Camel Lights on a Saturday night, but she can still appreciate a good cocktail every now and then. Here are a few variations on familiar classics that TFH whipped up in honor of the (totally not going to happen) forecast of snow.

This drink is a take-off on the traditional Old-Fashioned, but calling a New Fashioned made The Frugal Hostess want to scream. Bourbon and rum in one drink is kind of crazy, kind of cool, so the cocktail is called "Winter Cruise to Jamaica."

Winter Cruise to Jamaica

Ingredients:

1 oz bourbon
1 oz golden rum
.5 oz apple cider
2 teaspoons agave syrup
Dash bitters
Slice of apple for garnish

Directions:

1. Combine liquors, apple cider, agave syrup, and bitters in a shaker with two ice cubes.
2. Prepare glass by filling with crushed ice and situating apple slice.
3. Shake liquids to combine and pour over ice.

Next is a variation on the Brandy Crusta, which is one of The Frugal Hostess's favorite drinks of all time. Because winter often brings crustiness with it, this one's called the "Brandy Crusta-Fighter." So gross-sounding, but so delicious-tasting.

Brandy Crusta-Fighter

Ingredients:

1.5 oz brandy
.25 oz orange liqueur
.25 oz sweet vermouth
.25 oz lemon juice
Sugar for glass rim

Directions:

1. Combine brandy, orange liqueur, sweet vermouth, and lemon juice with crushed ice in shaker.
2. Prepare glass by running discarded lemon wedge around rim and dipping in sugar.
3. Shake and pour.
4. Variations:
-    Maraschino liqueur is typically used instead of vermouth.
-    Applejack is a nice substitute for brandy.
-    Turbinado sugar makes a nicely textured rim.
-    A sprinkle of nutmeg makes this drink very wintery.

The final drink was prepared tonight to help keep FruHubs happy as he rides out the worst cold ever. It was whipped up on the fly, so there's no picture, but it is called the "Please Stop Snoring Hot Toddy." It will help FruHubs endure the relentless punching and kicking that TFH will be dishing out tonight while he ~~snores~~ sleeps.

Ingredients:

1 oz applejack
1 oz bourbon
1 tablespoon honey
1/4 lemon
3 oz boiling water
3-4 whole cloves
Ground nutmeg

Directions:

1. Cover the bottom of a mug with honey.
2. Add cloves and lemon juice.
3. Pour 2 oz. of water over honey and cloves.
4. Add liquor; stir, melting honey.
5. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

Sweet dreams. Download the recipes here. See other drinks from The Frugal Hostess here and here (and here, for summer).

A note on brands: FruHo highly recommends Bulleit Bourbon, Carpano Punt e Mes vermouth, and Appleton Golden Rum for these recipes. These brands are unaware of her affection and have thus not sponsored this post.

Dear Plastic Surgeon: Shut Up

2011-11-18T19:33:00.001-05:00

Here's something bleeped up that The Frugal Hostess received: a press release that contains a purported mathematical formula for beauty. There are so many things wrong with this that she can barely begin to count them.

It says, "Designed with you in mind, Dr. Francis Palmer, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, created The Palmer Code. His code allows us to understand, through scientific methods, what is considered truly beautiful and attractive. Palmer breaks down the factors of beauty into a numbers game." [Emphasis added because, really? Really? "Science"??? Screw you, Francis Palmer.]

Here's la formula:

Your face represents 50% of your overall appearance.

The softer lines of an oval or heart shaped face are preferable for women.
Ideal eyes are well defined and free of extra skin or fatty tissue. Eyes are also the first to show signs of aging.
The nose should have a 140 degree angle between the nasal bridge and the forehead. It should be sleek and unobserved, drawing attention to the eyes, lips and cheeks.
Lips are also crucial for women, and are most appealing when the top lip is 75% of the size of the lower lip. A full pout is most attractive.

The structure of your body equates to 30% of your physical features.

The most important part of your overall physical appearance is your upper-to-lower body ratio. Women should have an upper body (40%) to lower body (60%) average. This reflects a body with longer legs.
For those with larger upper body ratios, you can lower this percentage by simply tucking in your shirt and adding a belt, or even wearing a pair of high heels to give the look of a smaller/shorter upper body. Hair waisted pants, dark colors also give a lengthening look.

Skin is approximately 10% of your whole outer self.

Skin cancer is the fastest growing cancer in the U.S.
To keep your skin healthy, and to avoid pollutants and free radicals from causing serious damage, apply a UVA/UVB SPF 30+ sun tan lotion daily

Your hair is worth 10% of your whole look.

Getting bangs is an easy fix for any facial imperfections like a high forehead, full eyelids, wrinkled forehead, less-than-ideal eyebrows.
Bangs will frame your eyes and cheeks while hiding your less attractive features.

What kind of fucked up science is this? The implication is, of course, that if you don't fit within this formula, you should make an appointment with a plastic surgeon to correct your deficiencies.

Ladies, please ignore this nonsense.

Strength of an Idea

2011-11-15T18:02:00.001-05:00

The Frugal Hostess does not pretend to be a journalist, and she is in no way objective.

Around 1:00am on Monday, November 15, the City of New York began clearing Liberty Square to dismantle the Occupation of Wall Street.

Clearing the park under cover of darkness and arresting six or seven credentialed journalists, along with up to 200 peaceful protestors, was a brilliant way to re-energize this movement. (And trashing the belongings of all of those people and carting it away to the dump was a great idea for reinforcing the idea that private property is sacrosanct.)

“No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.” - Victor Hugo

Murmuration

2011-11-10T18:03:00.001-05:00

This is beautiful. How do they know what to do?

Murmuration from Sophie Windsor Clive on Vimeo.

If you can't see this video, click here.

Ornament Swap

2011-11-09T07:50:00.000-05:00

One of last year's quilled ornaments.

So, remember when The Frugal Hostess said she wouldn't talk about Christmas until after Thanksgiving? Well, that? That was a lie.

Here's why.

TFH forgot about the Annual freshlyblended Holiday Ornament Swap.

You may remember her participation last year, marked by last minute talent and half-assedness. Well, not this year, people. This year, FruHo shall dominate Ye Olde Ornament Swap.

She has many ideas, most of which are gathered up here on Pinterest. What do you think would hit the perfect note of looking really, really difficult while simultaneously being really, really easy?

Great People Given Money, FruHo Delighted

2011-11-07T09:30:00.000-05:00

AwesomeFood announced today its second microgrant of $1,000has been awarded to Concrete Jungle, avolunteer-run Atlanta-based organization that distributes urban crops tohomeless shelters and other charities. ConcreteJungle is among the nearly 800 applicants from around theworld for grants from Awesome Food, which made its first micro-grant award inOctober.

“We picked Concrete Junglebecause of what they’ve picked as their expertise — finding uses for fruitacross Atlanta that otherwise would go to waste,” said Micki Maynard, creatorof CulinaryWoman and an Awesome Food trustee.“At every step, this awesome project is helping someone or something. It aidsthe environment, by keeping the trees bountiful and healthy. It helps communitygroups with its donations of fruit, and allows them to do their work helpingthe hungry.”

Concrete Jungle was startedin Atlanta in 2009 by Craig Durkin and Aubrey Daniels. Durkin, Daniels andseveral friends had noticed a large amount of apples growing on neglected treesall over Atlanta. The group decided to an annual gathering, nicknamedCiderfest, to turn them into apple cider. But after several years of increasingapple harvests, the scale of fresh produce going to waste in Atlanta becameapparent. That led Durkin and Daniels to start the organization.

Nearing the end of its third year, Concrete Jungle has now documented nearly 1,000 fruit-bearing treesacrossthe city, and has donated nearly 6,000 lbs of produce to local homelessshelters and charitable organizations.

“This food comes fromthe hundreds of fruit and nut trees growing in the Atlanta area — inyards, on the side of the road, next to buildings,” Daniels explained. “Most ofthese trees are untended and ignored, with their bounty being wasted towildlife, while only miles away many poor and homeless struggle to include anyfresh produce in their diet. Concrete Jungle works to fix this sadsituation in a fun and efficient way.”

Before going out on a“pick,” the group documents the tree to make sure that it is bountiful andyielding healthy fruit, Daniels explained. If it is on private land, the groupgets verbal permission, and then gives the owner a heads up when the grouparrives to pick the fruit.

In deciding what to donate,the group reviews how much fruit it has; whether it’s an easy fruit to workwith, such as apples, or a more complicated kind, like persimmons; the size ofthe shelter and the work the shelter is doing. “It’s very much a utilitariancalculation with bonus points for shelters that do a good job,” Daniels said.

The grant will be used foran eclectic set of tools to make fruit picking easier and more fun: bow andarrows to get ropes over high branches; sticks made by Nerf to hit high fruit;inflatable pool rafts to cushion fruit that falls from up high; a baby pool forpeople to sit in while they scrub apples; and hard hats to protect from fallingfruit.

In addition, with leftovermoney, the group hopes to buy mini-apple grinders and juices to make cider.This way they can use apples that can’t be eaten whole.

Lastly, they hope to buyfruit trees to plant in public places for future picks, which the group saythey believe they can get the city to sanction.

One of Concrete Jungle’sclients is the kitchen at Mercy Community Church, which hasreceived about 500 pounds of fruit this year, said the church’s pastor, MaggyLeonard.

“What Concrete Jungleoffers us is truly unique,” she said. “They have figured out a simple,seemingly obvious, means of addressing the problem of hunger that plagues ourcity. While most of our donations come from the waste of others, ConcreteJungle offers us delicious, fresh fruit that is fit to be eaten by anyone.”

Concrete Jungle pre-sorts,checking it for worms and bruised spots, and washes the fruit it donates to thechurch, she said. “They do all that they can to ensure that the food will lastas long as possible once they give it to us.”

The church uses the fruitboth whole and in jam that is used at breakfast and lunch, Leonard said. “Thereis no doubt in my mind that they would do good and responsible work with grantmoney,” she added.

To see photographs of The Frugal Hostess's adventure with Concrete Jungle, go to the TFH Facebook page here. There is a lot of additional content, including a good deal of nonsense, over there, so feel free to poke around.

The Frugal Hostess

Philadelphia: The New Year in Pictures

How to Pack for a Long Trip

Dry January

Goodbye, Holidays

Top Posts of 2011

Gift Idea: Book for Hostesses

What to Do if You Discover Mouse Poop in Your Kitchen

What Crazy People Do with Bottle Caps

Not Getting Killed in Louisville, GA

Christmas DIY Tutorial Round-Up

Bright Red Appetizer for Christmas

Winter Drinks

Dear Plastic Surgeon: Shut Up

Strength of an Idea

Murmuration

Ornament Swap

Great People Given Money, FruHo Delighted